Years ago, when I would tuck my daughter into bed, she would wrap her arms around my neck, bat her beautiful eyelashes and say, "Daddy, I really want a puppy."
My wife at the time was concerned about dog hair in our ultra-clean house, so I had to say, "Sweetheart, I am working on it. Lemme talk to Mommy".
So, I would go talk to "Mommy"...and get the same answer..."Let's wait". The next night when I tucked my daughter in she would say, "Daddy, I really, really want a puppy." "I am working on it, sweetheart..", I would say.
After a year of this, I couldn't stand her tears any longer, so after tucking her in, I decided to go to a buddy's house...and pull up a website with pure bred labradoodles. I found just the puppy for my daughter! I turned the laptop towards my buddy's wife and step-daughter and asked "What do you think about her?" They simultaneously all said, "Awwww!", so I clicked Buy It Now. The company called me immediately. For the next hour or so, I went through through the sales process...$2500 for the puppy....and $350 for the plane ticket. I joked that night that my wife would likely divorce me over this. LOL
But, just look!
As you can imagine, Lacy Mae became an integral part of our family.
And as anticipated, my wife and I also separated and eventually got divorced.
Thus, "Divorceadoodle" was born.