"Disregard Women...Attain Currency" Jest In Bad Taste original (Unisex Tee)

Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever felt like you're constantly broke? Like no matter how hard you work, you just can't seem to attain that sweet, sweet currency? Well, I hate to break it to you, but it's probably because of that last girlfriend or ex-wifey that did you dirty.

But fear not, my friends, because we have the solution for you. Introducing the 'Disregard Women...Attain Currency ' t-shirt!  This unisex soft-style tee is not only comfortable, but it also puts a new spin on casual fashion. Made from 100% cotton for solid colors, and a blend of cotton and polyester for heather colors and sports grey, this shirt is lightweight and perfect for wearing all year round. And let's not forget the twill tape on the shoulders for improved durability and the ribbed collar to prevent curling damage. We've got you covered, folks.

But wait, there's more! This shirt features a classic fit with a crew neckline, making it versatile for any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. And for your total wearing comfort, we've added a pearlized, tear-away label. No more annoying tags scratching at your neck, am I right?  But that's not all, folks. This shirt is made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, and Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. Plus, it's certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance. So not only will you look good, but you'll also feel good about wearing it.  And for all you fashionistas out there, we've got a variety of sizes and colors to choose from. From small to 3XL, and a range of colors including heather and sport grey.

So what are you waiting for? Disregard women and attain currency with this amazing t-shirt. Trust me, your wallet will thank you.

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