"Manopause" Jest In Bad Taste original (Men's Tee)

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the ultimate product for that mid-life crisis.  It's called Manopause, and it's not just for men, ladies can join in on the fun too when they want a pause from men!

This unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe, but with a twist. It's the foundation upon which casual fashion grows, just like how a mid-life crisis is the foundation upon which a sports car and a new hairdo grows.

But wait, there's more! The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms, because let's be real, no one wants to deal with that during "alone time".  And the shoulders have tape for improved durability, because we know you'll be wearing this shirt for years to come.  But don't just take my word for it, let's talk about the fabric. Made with medium fabric consisting of 100% cotton, this shirt is perfect for year-round comfort. And it's sustainable and highly durable, just like your manopausal-maniacness. The classic fit ensures a comfy, relaxed wear, while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

And to top it all off, this shirt is made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is even certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.  So what are you waiting for?

Embrace your mid-life crisis with Manopause, the perfect shirt for any occasion. Available in sizes S-5XL, because mid-life crises come in all shapes and sizes. Get yours now at jestinbadtaste.com/products/manopause.

It's like the perfect disguise when you don't feel like explaining.  

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