"Swallow The Goo" Jest In Bad Taste original (Women's crop tee)

Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever wanted to wear a garment that screams 'I'm trendy and I know it'? Well, look no further because Swallow The Goo crop top is here to fulfill all your fashion desires!

Made with 52% combed ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, this top is not only stylish but also incredibly comfortable. It's like wearing a cloud, but without the risk of getting struck by lightning. With a fabric weight of 3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²) and 40 singles, this top is as light as a feather and soft as a baby's bottom. And let's not forget the slim fit that will make you look like a million bucks, or at least a few hundred. Plus, it hits just above the navel, so you can show off those abs you've been working so hard on.

But don't worry, if you haven't been working on your abs, this top will still make you look like a snack. Trust me, I'm a comedian, I know what I'm talking about. So what are you waiting for? Get your Swallow The Goo crop top now and join the trendiest club in town!